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Don't be a prick, buy this pretty candle dick for someone you love today! This is 1 candle.

 

Perfect for: Xmas, Galentines Day, V Day, Bachelorette parties, gag gifts, revenge gifts, or just for your own happiness šŸ˜Š

 

āš ļø NOT FOR: Internal use or anything of the likeness- don't be that person. Seriously, don't do it.

 

They are candles- not toys.

 

5 Inches tall

3 oz.

Soy/Beeswax

Cotton Wick

Pretty Pecker

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 5 reviews
$19.99Price
Color
  • Ā Unscented

     

     

     

    Bitchcraft Brew: cinnamon, clove, smoky patchouli

     

     

     

    Black Sea: plum, clove, ozone, cardamom, floral bouquet, vanilla, amber

     

     

     

    Bloody Citrus Nightmare: blood orange, citrus

     

     

     

    Carnival of Chaos:Ā  sugar, berries, cotton candy fluff

     

     

     

    Dark Sorcery: strawberry, vanilla, bourbon

     

     

     

    Death By Chocolate: chocolate and milky notes

     

     

     

    Dragonā€™s Blood: clove, orange, incense, myrrh, cedar, tonka, patchouli, amber

     

     

     

    Graveyard: earthy, moss, cedarwood, petrichor

     

     

     

    Killer In The Woods: citrus, fresh notes, cardamom, violet, saffron, amber and woodsy notes

     

     

     

    Loopy: smells exactly like fruit loops cereal

     

     

     

    Moonlit Musk: bergamot, mimosa, jasmine, violet, muguet, ylang, soft woods, and musk. BBW type

     

     

     

    Sirenā€™s Surf: lemon, mandarin blossom, sea water, coconut, grapefruit blossom, palm leaf, waterlily, driftwood, musk, sea moss, amberwood

     

     

     

    The Drifter (formerly Lavender Driftwood) : eucalyptus, marine, honeydew melon, green leaves, lavender, sage, cedar, amber, benzoin, cypress

     

     

     

    Vamp Venom:Ā  bergamot, strawberry, blood-red berries, midnight blooming jasmine, plum, green leaves, black musk BBW type

     

     

     

    Voodoo Vanilla: vanilla

     

     

     

    White Tea Sage: white tea, soft sage

     

     

     

    Wicked Apple: tart green apples

     

     

     

    Zombie Breath: mysterious blend of patchouli, amber, earthy tones, fiery spices

Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 5 reviews
5 reviews
  • LionsDen777Apr 01
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Incredible!!

    I got a blue one and holy wow I stared at it as it burned because itā€™s mesmerizing. Seriously is!!! Prettiest pecker Iā€™ve had the privilege of holding šŸ«£ Donā€™t judgeā€¦just get one and see for yourself šŸ¤­

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  • AnikoFeb 29
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Best gift ever!

    These peckers were such a big hit for my girlfriends for Galentine's Day. I bought 5 total and each one was perfect. The scent was very pleasant and made the room smell wonderful. I will definitely be ordering again because Megan's customer service is top notch and her products are such great quality.

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  • Mary Beth FortneyFeb 27
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    These are the best!!!!!

    I absolutely love mine we got the pink one and it's so realistic lol but get u one everyone needs one and Meg is amazing!!!!

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  • MenaFeb 27
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    4 Peckers

    I bought 4 peckers for 4 of my lovely friends that wonā€™t get them until June when we go see Magic Mike. Woohoo! They look awesome and they all smell lovely! These would make a great gift idea for a bachelorette party or whatever. šŸ˜ My friends will love these šŸ˜

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  • Shawna MFeb 27
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Galentineā€™s Gift

    I bought this for my friend for Valentines. It is super detailed and smelled AMAZING. I ordered it in the strawberry shortcake. My friend loved it, thank you!

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